It Feels Like Monday.

The rain keeps pouring,
And the sun don't shine.
The road is muddy,
My shoes get dirty,
What a fine day it is today.

I drop my books,
I misplace my keys.
The food sucks today,
Everyone's extra annoying,
This totally feels like Monday.

Everything I do seems wrong,
I can't put anything right.
I'm trying my best for goodness's sakes,
But I just can't seem to catch a break.
It totally feels like Monday.

I hit the curb today,
My car has a dent in it.
My wheel's got a flat in it,
And it cost a shitload to fix.
Heck I just changed the whole tyre.

Got yelled at by the lecturer,
Forgot my history paper.
Showed up late for a class,
And got stared at for being last.
It totally feels like Monday.

Why can't this day just behave like it's supposed to,
Like a bloody Tuesday for God's sakes!

Everything I do seems wrong,
I can't put anything right.
I'm trying my best for goodness's sakes,
But I just can't seem to catch a break.
It totally feels like Monday.