You're A Fucking Disgrace. :)

This just in. Apparently, the MPC hires screaming pre-schoolers as lecturers.

Source of Dispute: An essay of "Who Inspires Me" that was written about Lecturer U and was apparently due to be published alongside the other essays.

Now here's where it gets interesting. Sit down, just get comfy and give me your undivided attention. Coffee? Tea? Yes? No? Ah well, let's get started then.

Lecturer F found out about the essay and was mighty peeved at why someone decided to write about Lecturer U and not about her. So she made a complaint and sounded the alarm to Lecturer P who's slightly higher up on the food chain. Lecturer P also got mighty offended that no one decided to write about her! *GASP!* The outrage! How could those ungrateful little brats not write about how we inspire them!

And so Lecturer P wrote an apparently sufficiently harsh e-mail to Lecturer I who was in charge of the essay writing event. Harsh enough apparently, that it managed to significantly upset and disturb her. Poor dear.

Not only that, there is word that Twiddledee and Tweedledum are actually so offended by that essay, saying that it is an unfairness that a student wrote about Lecturer U and not about them, that they're even trying to stop the essay from ever seeing the light of day. In other words, they're trying to stop it from going out and being published.

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You gotta be fucking kidding me.

May I stress again, that these two people are COLLEGE LECTURERS. For God's sakes you're both matured adults! Or at least you're supposed to be. I didn't know the MPC hires sullen, obnoxious toddlers to teach classes. I mean, I know that some of the MPC lecturers have been known to have their "fits" but this is just downright ridiculous! *scoffs* You should be ashamed of yourselves.

As for the derision, oh you're bloody asking for it. How can you expect students to write about you inspiring them when you obviously DON'T? The only inspiration you give right now is inspiration to write as insulting a commentary as possible. In that I must say. You good.

If the rest of the staff concur and decide to supress the essay, they're idiots. The fact that you even made such a demand is laughable. It is sad, puerile and pathetic. You're such a disgrace and embarrassment.

Don't expect people to respect you, because you've given them absolutely no reason to.